Bitches are jealous because I wear better clothes than them Tearin' up the party with my boys on the weekend Got more X's in my name than a tic-tac-toe game All these river sluts tryin' to get up in my band fame I'm walking down the street and I'm getting lots of stares Probably 'cause everyone is jealous of my hair I'm sick of everybody always claiming that I'm gay People walking down the street while I'm riding on a Segway Bitches need to step off Maxx's dick, his dick 'Cause at the party I'll be sucking his dick Mike was just kidding 'bout that last line We're not gay or anything, he just couldn't find a rhyme
